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May 31, 2005   

Barforama. I don’t mean to compete with Seppo, but I am feeling like crap this morning.

My stomach feels queasy, and my head feels like it’s spinning and like I’m going barf any second now… which wouldn’t be a surprise, since I just got back from barfing up my breakfast in the bathroom. Earlier in the day, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I spontaneously barfed into the sink just a little. Took me by surprise. Another 15 minutes, and I’m barfing into a toilet at work, hoping against hope that no one walks in and thinks I have some sort of freaky eating disorder.

My mouth feels dry and watery at the same time, with that weird wet sweet feeling you get in your mouth when you are close to puking. Ack. I think that I might not have puked up everything, and will need to hit the can again. Damn.

The worst part is that I don’t feel good enough to drive myself home. I’ll have to stick it out and hope that I feel better at the end of the day.

4 Comments
Seppo
May 31, 2005 at 4:06 pm

Why are you trying to steal my thunder? huh1?!?1?

seppo

ei-nyung
May 31, 2005 at 4:46 pm

One more thorough barf (until dry heaves), two more “pink bismuth”, 1.5 more hours of waiting, followed by 1.25 minutes of driving, and I’m home. I feel like my head is spinning and might throw up again, despite the fact that there is nothing left.

Plus, I’m thirsty and hungry, but I can’t get anything down.

h
May 31, 2005 at 11:48 pm

Oh my god! There are few things in the world worse than throwing up, except maybe the knowledge that you aren’t quite done with the throwing up yet. 🙁

Coughing all night until your sides hurt is right up there too.

Sounds like Oakland has the plague, I better steer clear.

ei-nyung
June 1, 2005 at 10:09 am

No, there is no plague here. Stop running away. Those are not locusts on our lawn.

Feeling better today, but there is the weird feeling in the pit of my stomach that I had early yesterday that told me I should stay home.

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