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October 5, 2005   

November is National Novel Writing Month. Check out the info at the official NaNoWriMo website.

The goal is to write 50,000 words of prose in the month of November. I did this last year (in December instead) and it was extremely gratifying. Most days, I wrote solidly for about 1-2 hours, with the exception of maybe 4 days when I wrote for around 3 days hours, even taking two days off near the end and finishing 3 days early. That wasn’t to boast; I just want to reassure you that you can do this without sacrificing your entire life. This effort results in a book about the length of Catcher in the Rye, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Great Gatsby, Brave New World, and Of Mice and Men. Dude. How do you say no to that?

It’s weird, but the premise is that you are writing the draft and should not expect it to be the completed novel, so you should expect to write lots of crap with the good. It’s about enjoying the experience and going out and actually writing things down, not expecting “the muse” to dictate when you tell your story or figure out that next plot snarl.

From the FAQ on their website:

If I’m just writing 50,000 words of crap, why bother? Why not just write a real novel later, when I have more time?

There are three reasons.

1) If you don’t do it now, you probably never will. Novel writing is mostly a “one day” event. As in “One day, I’d like to write a novel.” Here’s the truth: 99% of us, if left to our own devices, would never make the time to write a novel. It’s just so far outside our normal lives that it constantly slips down to the bottom of our to-do lists. The structure of NaNoWriMo forces you to put away all those self-defeating worries and START. Once you have the first five chapters under your belt, the rest will come easily. Or painfully. But it will come. And you’ll have friends to help you see it through to 50k.

2) Aiming low is the best way to succeed. With entry-level novel writing, shooting for the moon is the surest way to get nowhere. With high expectations, everything you write will sound cheesy and awkward. Once you start evaluating your story in terms of word count, you take that pressure off yourself. And you’ll start surprising yourself with a great bit of dialogue here and a ingenious plot twist there. Characters will start doing things you never expected, taking the story places you’d never imagined. There will be much execrable prose, yes. But amidst the crap, there will be beauty. A lot of it.

3) Art for art’s sake does wonderful things to you. It makes you laugh. It makes you cry. It makes you want to take naps and go places wearing funny pants. Doing something just for the hell of it is a wonderful antidote to all the chores and “must-dos” of daily life. Writing a novel in a month is both exhilarating and stupid, and we would all do well to invite a little more spontaneous stupidity into our lives.

I am definitely going to do it again this year. Who is with me?! Last year, Seppo got my draft bound up and printed via CafePress. It looks like a real book, with front matter, chapter breaks, page numbering. It’s beautiful. People who cross the finish line on time are generally offered a free copy of their book printed via www.LuLu.com, but as I did mine during the month of December instead of the standard November, I did not qualify. It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my life. The ride itself was exhilarating and I learned SO much about the writing process. I am hoping to leverage some of it for this year’s run.

Let’s do it, people! Woo!!!

8 Comments
A_B
October 6, 2005 at 8:21 am

LET’S DO IT!!!!

*runs in the opposite direction*

*takes nap*

Andre Alforque
October 6, 2005 at 9:13 am

What are a few of the bigger lessons you can pass down to those much greener than you?

ei-nyung
October 6, 2005 at 11:02 am

The biggest one is to NOT be afraid of writing a crappy sentence or two or thousand. Don’t let being unhappy with a crappy sentence keep you from writing the rest of that thought down. Put a note next to that sentence to remind yourself to come back to it and write that sentence better.

The other thing is to really internalize the fact that the editing process is just as important in writing as the writing itself. What you’ll be writing down is the first draft, not your final gem. You’ll realize later that things flow better if you move some scenes or entire chapters around. You might want to rewrite some scenes entirely or cut them. Treat this like making a film: “shoot” several versions of certain scenes if you want, take multiple story paths if you are stuck in your current path, write some scenes you want to get into even if you think it doesn’t belong in the story.

Finally, get a big big big start on the first few days. The goal is to average 1,667 words per day in order to come in on time, but you’ll find that if you hit 2,200 words on the first day, you will feel like you have to get close on the second day and the third. Then if you lose steam later on, you will have plenty of front-padding so that you won’t be behind on your schedule. It’s much harder to do it the other way, if you are used to hitting 1,500 words a day, then trying to hit 2,000 words a day as you get closer to the end is going to feel like more work.

Oh wait, I have one more. Set up goal rewards for yourself — if you hit 10K words, get yourself that CD you wanted. If you hit 25K, then go to that fancy restaurant that you always felt like was out of your budget. When you cross the finish line, maybe you deserve that iPod nano. 😀 I set up lots of small goal rewards and it worked well for me.

A_B
October 6, 2005 at 12:19 pm

Can I just submit blog posts?

/Cheater

hapacheese
October 6, 2005 at 7:11 pm

How much does it generally cost to print something like that at Cafe Press?

/too lazy to look up by myself

ei-nyung
October 6, 2005 at 8:37 pm

a_b: Can I just submit blog posts?

Can’t tell if you were serious, but people have been known to use their blogs to write their NaNoWriMo novels. So, yes! 🙂

hapacheese: How much does it generally cost to print something like that at Cafe Press?

Mine was $14.38 each for 246 pages, perfect bound. I’ll let you see how it looks when you come by next time. It’s impressive how much like a “real” book it looks. It was such an awesome feeling to hold it in my hands for the first time. 🙂 Seppo did my cover art. 😀

At http://www.lulu.com, it’s only $9.46 for the same number of pages, but they did not have the mass paperback novel size that I wanted. That price I just said is for a 6 x 9 sized book.

casacaudill
October 8, 2005 at 10:56 am

Last year I thought I would be able to do it and then by day 2 I gave up. I’m feeling so uninspired. Perhaps I’ll give it a slight attempt, but don’t expect greatness out of me.

=)

ei-nyung
October 9, 2005 at 9:26 pm

I just ordered official participant shirts for Seppo and me. Woo! 🙂

I am starting to work on my plot, but while I have really detailed ideas on what I want the main character to be like, I am unclear on what I hope happens in the story, which seems, oh, somewhat important. 😀

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