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An AmIdol Brief

March 28, 2006   

Most of this is from a message board posting I made just a few minutes ago. ETA: Just noticed that this is not actually very brief. Alas.

Lisa: Singing a KC song really illustrated her weaknesses. One of the backup singers had the same outfit on. Bad extensions in hair. Someone hates her. Thumbs down.

Kellie: Go home already. Thumbs way down.

Ace: Completes the Trio of Ugly Face Makers. Terrible. Looks really good in natural light though (in the video at the beginning). But the singing, no. Thumbs down.

Taylor: First performance since Hollywood that I liked. If he only sang songs like this to the end, I’d support him to win. Really suits him. And less spazzing! Less speaking! Yay! Thumbs up.

Mandisa: First week that I haven’t liked her singing. Weird at the beginning and shrieky at the middle and end. Someone hates her too and put her in the most unflattering pants ever. The trim at the bottom made her look like an ice cream cone. Thumbs down.

Chris: It’s like opposite day. This was my least favorite Chris performance. There was no subtlety or feeling or modulation. Bleh. Song sucked too. Thumbs down.

Katharine: Did she sing? I feel so shallow saying this, but the outfit was so hideous that I couldn’t even hear her. Why does someone hate her? Did she insult someone’s mom? I think she prob sang well, but again, totally unmemorable and disconnected. Thumbs down.

Bucky: Someone in tech hates him. Got drowned out for most of the chorus. He’s not bad, but it was very blah. Thumbs down.

Paris: Aloha did it better last season? The one before? At least it was age-appropriate for her (Aloha) and she knew how to project “sexy” without being… wrong. Was grossly like a child playing grown-up, because that’s what she is. Simon was spot on. Couldn’t get over the ick factor. Awful extensions on her too. Thumbs down.

Elliot: Thought he did great. Actually seemed memorable for me. Dancing does suck though, but he was dressed kinda nice, so no one hates him in costuming. Thumbs up.

Paula was on fire tonight with her super-inappropriate comments to Ace and Paris. Ick.

Should be in bottom three: Bucky, Ace, and Kellie.
Will be in bottom three: Bucky, Lisa, and Mandisa.

Should go home: Kellie.
Will go home: Lisa

1 Comment
A_B
March 29, 2006 at 8:18 am

No wonder you have not time to read blogs. You spend it all analyzing American Idol!

🙂

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