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Inconsequential Question of the Day

August 5, 2008   

At my work, there is one bathroom. We have two roll-holders which are the normal roll holders, not those industrial-sized movie-theater mega-rolls. We, the employees, refill the TP rolls as we see fit from a closet near the bathroom.

Let’s say you are in the bathroom, engaging in normal bathroom business of the variety you’d engage in if you are not a strangely repressed politician at an airport. One roll appears to be, say, 80% full, and the other, 20%.

Which do you pull from? My answer in comments.

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12 Comments
ei-nyung
August 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Instinctively, I pull from the bigger roll. But I’ve been thinking that the more reasonable thing to do is to pull from the smaller roll. And as a group, we should all do the same thing.

The reasoning is that if one is super-duper close to empty, or actually runs empty, two things are going on:
1. Thank goodness, there is still another almost full roll. Almost all possible emergency scenarios are covered by this backup.
2. There is a high probability that someone, possibly me, puts a new roll in the empty rollholder or on the tank if the lower one is not actually empty. Doubly covered.

If everyone tries to equalize in their *cough* business tractions, there is some higher probability that you’ll have two very low rolls without backups. This can’t cover *all* feasible emergency situations. And sometimes, rolls are lower than they appear. Oh the horror.

Seppo
August 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Clearly, pull from the smaller roll. The people who pulled before you may know something you don’t.

Joseph
August 5, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Larger roll. I feel less guilty about the next person having to replace it. SO MUCH GUILT!!!

Andre Alforque
August 6, 2008 at 12:05 am

Smaller roll for the reasons you describe.

Rachel
August 6, 2008 at 8:30 am

GREAT question! I would definitely go with the bigger role because it’s newer and has spent less time in a public bathroom – ewwwww!

hapacheese
August 6, 2008 at 10:18 am

…wait, you’re supposed to use the paper?!?

h
August 6, 2008 at 5:52 pm

Always take from the smaller roll.

A_B
August 7, 2008 at 6:59 pm

Always smaller roll. Less rolling resistance and therefore, less likelihood that the paper will rip inadvertently.

casacaudill
August 10, 2008 at 8:42 am

larger roll. i don’t need the pressure of being the person who almost emptied the roll.

ei-nyung
August 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Wow. My friends are all insane! 😉

Angie in Texas
August 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm

tug from the smaller role . . . and as a side note: i took inspiration from the photo and now have the empty rolls in the downstairs bathroom* coupled with markers. (the idea is that while you’re “there” you can make your own do-hickies and then pin them to the walls with the tumbtacks i’ve provided. =)

*the downstairs bathroom also has a basket full of books like “everyone poops”, “the gas we pass”, “walter the farting dog” and “that’s disgusting” . . . =)

ei-nyung
August 14, 2008 at 11:10 pm

LOL @ Angie! That’s so hilarious. And so appropriate. 🙂

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